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FUCK UTERUS!!! I never want kids, I don't need this fucking thing! Yes, this is a pissed of self-portrait. I have finals this week and the LAST thing I need is my bullsit uterus giving me SHIT! FUCK I wish I could just cut it out and throw it away, useless fucking thing!

I'm pissed, I hate being a girl.

Why wasn't I a boy? I could jerk off everyday and I'd never bleed from my genitalia and all sorts of other really great things! 'Cept my boyfriend wouldn't luff me 'cuz he isn't gay. Fucking tecnicalities . . .
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I completely agree! But... mah bebeh wants bebehs (I'm the only one he's ever wanted them with) and I'm really good with kids, so... what am I to do?! *FLAIL*

But then again... nine months. UGH. Hell no! We can adopt if we end up wanting them that bad! *Grabs scissors*

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my reproductive organs just cringed ... I .. I just thought I should tell you ... yeah ... it's special I know.

Seriously though sorry to hear darlin' .. if I could help I would ... I don't know how .. and I'm SURE I'd regret the HELL out of it after ... but I would.

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- Feasting on the flesh of the living -
And there are guys out there who would give EVERYTHING THEY POSSESS to have that Uterus your comically rendered self is so disdainfully holding between her fingers. Their versions would have their balls held in their fists, dripping blood, instead. Ain't life grand? :D

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lmao! AMEN! XD That's sweet, though! He only wants bebeh's with you! Awwww . . .

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"sheep-tachi ha michi o akero
'cuz I'm never gonna stop, Streak my dream!" - M.O.V.E.
*girls-girls-girls ~Neolucky-FC ~icestrawberry ~Turnabout-Club
XD

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"sheep-tachi ha michi o akero
'cuz I'm never gonna stop, Streak my dream!" - M.O.V.E.
*girls-girls-girls ~Neolucky-FC ~icestrawberry ~Turnabout-Club
Aw, haha! Life is not so grand . . .

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"sheep-tachi ha michi o akero
'cuz I'm never gonna stop, Streak my dream!" - M.O.V.E.
*girls-girls-girls ~Neolucky-FC ~icestrawberry ~Turnabout-Club
Lol! Isn't it the truth! Uterus=misery!

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Kyah....I know that pain. I've got finals this week, too, and I'm due to start any day. I'm praying hard that if I have to start finals week, it's on Wednesday--AFTER my Tuesday final but with enough time to keep from cramping during my Friday one. If they weren't all math and ARCE it'd be okay....I actually have to think on these ones, it's not just spewing stuff I've memorized!

I have been seriously tempted to have mine surgically removed if I could afford it. I'd like to have kids, but I don't think the world needs to have any more brought into it--I'm adopting.

Being a girl really sucks at times.

*hugs you and hands you a bottle of heavy duty pain-killers*
=D AHA love it!! And yes. I agree. It's like three days a month your uterus ties you up, puts duct tape over your mouth and beats you with a tire iron until you call it "Daddy." ;-;

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No No Four Times No I'm Not Your Daughter!
I agree, evil femalebody >.<

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